Ol Red

O'l Red just ain't what he used to be

His drumsticks both have gout

His strut is downright rickety

As he sadly gimps about

His eyesight's dimmed, his crow's gone bad

And when he hits the henhouse.......

Well...things are looking sad

He causes quite a cackle

And the farmer's wife will scorn

But he'll risk her wrath most everyday

Just to soak his corns